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Friday, December 17, 2004

"Um, Can you please not vomit on me?"

Today I was asked by a stranger on the way home on the train not to vomit on him. I was catching the train home with Colleen and Hera and the only seats left were the ones going backwards. So I sat on the backwards seat but turned around so I was facing forwards because I said aloud I was feeling a bit sick going backwards.

I then started talking about the time I went to the Great Barrier Reef and threw up 7 times because it was a 2 hour boat trip on a small boat. I went into more details which I shall not mention here unless requested to. The stranger sitting on the seat that I was facing hesistatingly said, "Um, can you please not vomit on me?" and gave a nervous chuckle. I laughed and said, "Oh don't worry! I only throw up on boats."

He left on the next stop (maybe to a different carriage) and then a young chinese teenage boy sat in that spot. Since I was facing him, he looked agitated the whole ride because it was like I was examining him.

There are so many vomit stories. I remember after a night out at Chinese Laundry, Monica was throwing up in the bathroom so I flagged a cab to get her home. I put my hand over her mouth so if she threw up I would keep it in her mouth and not get fined. The taxi driver then chucked us out. Another moment was on a very late night ride bus back home where a guy continually threw up so the bus floor was full of vomit. I had to get out by climbing over seat by seat to reach the door.

Anyways, sorry about the topic of the post. I will talk about less disgusting stuff in my next ones.

PS. I saw another single random shoe in the middle of the road this week. Scary.

1 Comments:

  • i love vomit stories
    i just got back from ocean sailing and so many people were throwing up.. one guy lay in his spot on the deck for about 10 hours no joke..
    last night one of my friends spewed about 500ml on george st.. i was eating mc nuggets and keeping her hair out of her face at the same time..
    also one of my friends spewed in a cab but the cabbie never noticed so they got out deodorant and sprayed themselves heaps so he wouldn't find out until later..
    ooh and once i spewed out of a cab window on the anzac bridge - no fine because none in the cab!! and the cabbie called me a gentleman!!

    By Blogger A, at 11:11 am  

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