Shut up I want to talk to the guy who knows David Hotness Beckham!
My arm is covered with stamps from all the clubs I went to last night (and all for free- yay!) but we stayed most of our time in Dragonfly which is unusual because Chris and I usually avoid pretentious places. We were sitting in a booth and Chris's friend who is a bodyguard told us that a Manchester United player was with him and the guy sat down with a chick in our booth. He was wearing this massive watch covered with diamonds and a diamond earring in one ear. He was pretty good looking as well!
I know nothing about sport stars but I do know David Hotness Beckham (well, used to be hot. Not sure about his hair and is teetering towards the side of over-metrosexuality). I was told his name was Dwight Yorke and played for Manchester United and he had been sitting with us for awhile looking bored because he didn't know anyone. They looked so lonely and bored so after I got a drink I was going to talk to the bored pair in our booth but the bodyguard then smiled at me.
BODYGUARD: Hey! Why didn't you buy me a drink?
ME: Because I don't know you. (Why would I buy a stranger a drink? I work but don't have enough money to buy drinks to randoms!)
BODYGUARD: How old are you?
ME: (Ew you're way too old you 40 year old sleaze). I'm 21.
BODYGUARD: Do you have a boyfriend?
ME: (Technically I don't. Better watch what I say ...) No ... but I'm-
BODYGUARD: I own Good Bar
ME: (Who cares if you own Good Bar.. is that your pick up line to pick up young girls? I think he's expecting me to say yes I'll sleep with you because you own Good Bar) That's nice. I'm going to the bathroom.
Bodyguard was a bit miffed and when I came back to the booth, he and Dwight Yorke had gone.
Did a google search just then though. Perhaps it's good that I didn't talk to Dwight last night!
"DWIGHT Yorke has moved to Sydney FC but the former Manchester United star's sexual exploits are still making headlines in Britain....Yorke teamed up with Bosnich, his former Aston Villa colleague, for an orgy with four women that he videoed ....."We used to go on holiday to places like Ibiza and there would be one topless girl after another coming to talk to him as if I wasn't there."
Sounds like a bit of a player! But he didn't look like one. No wonder the girl with him was clinging onto him to dear life. "Women would throw themselves at me," he says [The Australian].
Why do all guys just think about sex!
I know nothing about sport stars but I do know David Hotness Beckham (well, used to be hot. Not sure about his hair and is teetering towards the side of over-metrosexuality). I was told his name was Dwight Yorke and played for Manchester United and he had been sitting with us for awhile looking bored because he didn't know anyone. They looked so lonely and bored so after I got a drink I was going to talk to the bored pair in our booth but the bodyguard then smiled at me.
BODYGUARD: Hey! Why didn't you buy me a drink?
ME: Because I don't know you. (Why would I buy a stranger a drink? I work but don't have enough money to buy drinks to randoms!)
BODYGUARD: How old are you?
ME: (Ew you're way too old you 40 year old sleaze). I'm 21.
BODYGUARD: Do you have a boyfriend?
ME: (Technically I don't. Better watch what I say ...) No ... but I'm-
BODYGUARD: I own Good Bar
ME: (Who cares if you own Good Bar.. is that your pick up line to pick up young girls? I think he's expecting me to say yes I'll sleep with you because you own Good Bar) That's nice. I'm going to the bathroom.
Bodyguard was a bit miffed and when I came back to the booth, he and Dwight Yorke had gone.
Did a google search just then though. Perhaps it's good that I didn't talk to Dwight last night!
"DWIGHT Yorke has moved to Sydney FC but the former Manchester United star's sexual exploits are still making headlines in Britain....Yorke teamed up with Bosnich, his former Aston Villa colleague, for an orgy with four women that he videoed ....."We used to go on holiday to places like Ibiza and there would be one topless girl after another coming to talk to him as if I wasn't there."
Sounds like a bit of a player! But he didn't look like one. No wonder the girl with him was clinging onto him to dear life. "Women would throw themselves at me," he says [The Australian].
Why do all guys just think about sex!
posted by Mel at
9:40 am
4 Comments:
17 out of 20: Very good writing Mel. Perhaps overuse of quote, and at least one spelling mistake. Nevertheless, you express your opinion concisely and the tone you use fits well with your chosen audience. If anything, further detail on your analysis would not go astray. Keep it up!
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jono, at 10:45 am
Blog posts aren't meant to be assessed like essays! Thats the good thing about it because you can just write however you want.
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Mel, at 10:50 am
Haha, I laughed when I read your recap on Sat night, thoroughly entertaining. How come you seem to meet so many celebrities? Although I don't really care too much about Yorke , he did once earn about $10 in a season at Man U I think.
I can't spel either, let alone write an essay.
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Anonymous, at 7:41 pm
Haha yeah it was a funny scene! I get to have afternoon tea with Jennifer Hawkins for work in a few weeks! I'll put up photos
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Mel, at 4:53 pm
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